I just want to list a few things I've observed the past two weeks. These are things that occur and I think to myself, "Wow, no one thinks this is weird but me." These are the times I most miss America.
Observe:
A 2 year-old cutting the grass with a machete.
My 8 year-old brother with a can of pesticide in one hand a box of Paraguayan-style frosted flakes in the other. He's spraying the yard while snacking.
There are always ants in the sugar.
There is always a skin on the milk.
There are always chickens in the yard even though we don't actually have any chickens.
The cake here is soggy. I'm still trying to figure that one out.
Dogs and cows are very combative.
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